by KiarasMate » May 17th, 2009, 5:25 am
lol, well my TLK collection isn't terribly large, but I do have a good variety of items, some of which are really nice and look like authentic Disney merchandise, while other's are not quite as enticing to the eye. hehe. ^^ I think the worst item I have is a little plastic cookie jar of Cubby Simba. Don't get me wrong, it looks fairly accurate to what Cubby Simba looks like, but it's actually a talking cookie jar. So, how do you get it to talk? Well, first you have to pull off Cubby Simba's head....yes, that's right, that's where the cookies are supposed to go down his throat, although this thing is so small that you'd be lucky to fit those little mini oreos down there and not get them stuck. >.> Anyways, once you decapitate Cubby Simba to get your snack, he says "I just can't wait to be King", which would be all fine and dandy in my bookk...if his voice wasn't higher pitched than a three year old whose sucked up a party room's full of helium balloons. <.< I'm serious, his voice makes the munchkins in Wizard Of Ozz sound like Berry White. >.> if you happen to see my YouTube vids showing my TLK collection, you'll be treated to Cookie Jar Simba's voice, although I don't really think anyone should have to listen to him when he sounds like that. I guess that was how they'd make sure that the cubbies didn't become all fat from cookies, since Cubby Simba's voice would detour them from ever wanting another cookie for as long as they lived. >.>