
Josh: My cell phone was in my bag, which you gave to Craig and Eric!


Drake: No, mine got ruined.

Josh: How?

Drake: You know...fell in a bowl of soup at school.

Josh: Who accidentaly drops their cell phone into their soup?

Drake: It wasn't an accident. I wanted to see if it could float.

Josh: How do you even get dressed by yourself?!

-Drake and Josh (episode: The Wedding)
