Josh: My cell phone was in my bag, which you gave to Craig and Eric!
What, you don't have your cell phone? 
Drake: No, mine got ruined.
Josh: How?
Drake: You know...fell in a bowl of soup at school.
Josh: Who accidentaly drops their cell phone into their soup?
Drake: It wasn't an accident. I wanted to see if it could float.

Josh: How do you even get dressed by yourself?!
-Drake and Josh (episode: The Wedding)







