Patrick: I didn't know this would be a test! I didn't study!
Squidward: Patrick, all you have to do is write your name.
Patrick: Oh. Do you mind?!
*Squidward peaks for a second*
Patrick: Don't look! *Thinks to himself* Done!
*Drawing of giant Patrick attacking airplanes coming to him*
Squidward: Close enough. Here's your room key.
Patrick: Can you carry my bags up to my room?
Squidward: How can you have bags?! You just found out this is a hotel!
Patrick: This is a hotel?
-SBSP (episode: Krusty Towers)











