
Patrick: I didn't know this would be a test! I didn't study!

Squidward: Patrick, all you have to do is write your name.

Patrick: Oh. Do you mind?!

*Squidward peaks for a second*

Patrick: Don't look! *Thinks to himself* Done!

*Drawing of giant Patrick attacking airplanes coming to him*

Squidward: Close enough. Here's your room key.

Patrick: Can you carry my bags up to my room?

Squidward: How can you have bags?! You just found out this is a hotel!

Patrick: This is a hotel?

-SBSP (episode: Krusty Towers)