GeminiGemelo wrote:the pain joy of having a pair of useless ovaries that I never wanted.
Oh lord I know this way, way too well. I'll spoiler it since it's tmi, but since I consider a lot of people on MLK to be pretty good friends of mine, y'all should know the hell I go through each month:
I get insanely heavy bleeding. Pads that say "lasts 8 hours"? They last roughly 2 for me. I hate tampons, but I get to the point that I'll use one, because the threat of leaks is usually that bad. To make matters worse, my periods usually last 7-9 days. And, because the chemo pills I'm on screw with hormones, I've started getting multiple periods within a 30-day cycle. Thankfully doesn't happen every cycle, but still.
The fun part about all of this? I tried birth control earlier this year for reasons that should now be obvious. The first night, I felt pretty nauseous, chalked it up to maybe being really tired or having eaten something my stomach didn't like. Second night I took them, really bad nausea hit me again, accompanied by headache, to the point where I had to go lay down and felt drained the entire rest of my day. So I can't even do birth control =/
As for what I was thinking about that I had originally intended to post here:
I am baffled and disappointed by Alolan forms. Now, that doesn't mean I dislike them; quite the contrary, I love taking Pokemon and redesigning them as a new type. It's something I've been a fan of for years. But what is baffling and disappointing, are the choices made in regards to them. Only 18 Pokemon got Alolan forms, which reduces to 10 when you take out pre-evolutions. Only generation 1 Pokemon got Alolan forms. I mean, how cool would it have been to have seen an Alolan Ampharos or an Alolan Excadrill? Even within the confines of gen 1, though, I don't understand why they didn't do more. Obviously they wanted to bank on nostalgia, so why no love for Lapras or Growlithe + Arcanine? Koffing and Weezing to go along with Grimer and Muk? It just feels so underdone, and it honestly feels strange that the game went out of its way to paint Fearow as a big deal with the ones that swoop down on you, but it, too, doesn't get an Alolan form.
There's also the fact that none of the Alolan forms got increased base stat totals. Golem and Exeggutor are the only ones who weren't in need of such a thing, but the rest have been underwhelming Pokemon since gen 1. This was a chance to rectify that, but while the new forms did get their stats rearranged slightly, that only helps so much. And in the case of Raticate, they took away from its decent Attack and Speed, making it
worse. I have no idea why they wouldn't buff these Pokemon, especially when that was so often the goal of last gen's mega evolutions.