What are you whining about RIGHT NOW?!

[Carl]

No matter how much I try to be positive, life always has a way of bringing me back down.

I'm always around her and never around her.

[SophieCub]

^ I'm here for you Julie!

Wow, good to know I have no friends whenever I decide to go back to school, #popularkid -.-

[Claws]

WHY CAN'T YOU KNOW HOW TO COMPUTER, JEEZ, seriously have to call me everyday for these stupid computer problems? x.x

[Woeler]

[quote="K0PA"]I HAT MY GUVERNMENT THE ANC THAY ARE A BUNCH OF RACIST XXXXS the latest thing to be sead in South Africa there was a rale where the black peaple of the cuntre where soting that the wight peaple shod go back to there homes saying that South Africa is not my home BUT I WAS BORNE HEAR I AM AS MUCH A SOUTH AFRICAN THEN THEY ARE EVAN MORE SO CONSIDERING I PAY TAXES Racism is it not amasing that after god nos how meney thousands of years we have bean on this planet we still think that we are better than each other the ANC is 20 years thay have bean in power and thay have doun no more good than the Apartate but 20 years of braking there ward to the peaple of south africa and 20 years sins Apartate and the ANC still maneges to convins the Peaple that it is the Wight mans foult that SA is in suck a mess be couse it cod not be the fact that thay are stilling all the TAXES that wood be to simple there is a joke that is going arond at the moment wat do you call a small bit of tarred road in the Eastern Cape ..................... a speed bump [/quote] is jy 'n boer uit suid afrika?
(For those who are wondering, yes I speak a fair amount of Afrikaans)

[Carl]

She abandoned me twice, knowing I was feeling unwanted and alone because she'd feel guilty for not doing her homework if she's not "seriously occupied."

So helping me isn't occupied enough. Ok, no that's cool.

[Arbystrider]

>Mom wants me to eat healthy
>Gives me friggen spaghetti and pasta sauce
>Sauce is 50% oil, 50% tomato

>So I take a paper towel and try to dab off some of the pasta sauce and oil, so I get mostly spaghetti and only a wee bit of sauce/oil (I really hate eating oil)
>"Arby, don't do that with the paper towel, you'll get food poisoning"
>I'd rather die of food poisoning than lipid overdose.

>mfw my friends think I eat unhealthily out of choice.

[Tsuki]

Feeling a tad queasy today. Thing it was because I took my painkillers before bed and it must have knocked me off into a deep sleep. But hey least they work

[SophieCub]

This hangover is a killer. >.< Just want to sleep forever.

[Arbystrider]

"Bloody engineers and their black magic. I do not approve of you being an engineer." said Ma.

"Look, Ma... Everything the light touches is a result of engineering (points to the PC and the table it's on). Even the thing that emits the light is a result of engineering (points to the ceiling light). Hell, even the thing that the light doesn't touch is a result of engineering. (points to the radio tuner antenna)" implored Arby.

I swear, I would kick my mom's ass so well if she could understand English.

[SimbasMate]

I love how right after I recover from getting sick.. a few days after I get sick with a cold. FML