What are you thinking RIGHT NOW?

[Arbystrider]

How can I go from megatired to awake in under 20 minutes?

(Red Bull + Mtn Dew) * (Triple Espresso ^3) = READY 2 TAKE OVER TEH WURLD

That, or wake-up juice from BTTF3.

[Regulus]

I'm gonna try that. But what's BTTF3? Battlefield 3?

Nevermind, I get it now. Thanks, Google.

[Arbystrider]

^ There's this scene in Back To The Future 3 where the Doc took a single shot of whiskey in a bar and passed out because he couldn't hold liquor, and Marty desperately needed the Doc's help. So the bartender mixes together a bunch of spicy hot stuff and blends it into some sort of purée, and proceeds to pour it down the Doc's mouth. The Doc 'wakes up' for a couple of seconds, rushes outside the bar and sticks his head into a water tank to cool himself off.

Then Marty was all like 'Hey, that worked, he's awake now, thanks man' but the bartender was all like 'no brah that was just a reflex action, he's actually still passed out'.

[Carl]

Russell Brand to Westboro Baptist Church leaders after they told him they loved him, "If you love me so much, will you kiss me on the mouth?"

OMG LOL I'm dying.

Russell Brand, you are so amazing.

[Si-Amber]

Second to last shift and it's going quick so far.

[Shadowfax]

OMG.. Just saw a Barry Scott Cilit bang advert...
That. Has. Made. My. Day xD

[Tsuki]

I don't like rain . And I'm so tired.

[Regulus]

Should I eat lunch, have coffee, and write, or should I just nap? Hmm...

[Shadowfax]

My freaking tablet picks the most awkward times to have problems. I hope I can fix it before these trick or treat pics are due

[Lauren]

Oh my god, Paper Towns was very very good. <3