Corrupt a Wish

[Arbystrider]

You get so much free time you start eating bugs and hanging out with a pig and a meerkat. And then Nala forcefully drags you back to Pride Rock so you can take your place in the circle of life.

[s]I wish Nala would read me bedtime stories[/s] No, that's asking for too much... I wish I could go back to school...

[InsaneSeagull]

Granted, but all the homework soon makes you regret it.

I wish I didn't have to study so much these days.

[Arbystrider]

You no longer have to study much - In fact, you only have to study one thing:

"Would you like fries with that Big Mac, sir?"

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I wish I were two feet taller.

[Tsuki]

Granted but then it becomes 200 feet and you become a giant

I wish I wasn't so poorly

[Harvs]

Wish granted. You are no longer so poorly. However, since that is an incomplete and improper statement, nothing has changed.

I wish that some MLK members would come back.

[TomCat]

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[Arbystrider]

(Install an SSD. It helps a lot.)

It stops lagging behind but also fails to boot.

I wish for +999999 moneys.

[Ninaroja]

Granted, but your new found wealth makes you a frequent target for thievery

I wish junk food wasn't bad for you...

[Eli_Ayase]

Granted, but all the healthy food that you also love will make you obese.


I wish I could have art/writing inspiration at daytime, and not night-time.

[KingKivuli]

Granted but you lose your ability to even draw

I wish for... a cookie =3