Corrupt a Wish

[Tsuki]

Granted but then everyone randomly turns into Dogs and run around causing chaos.

I wish I had a Cat <3

[InsaneSeagull]

Granted, but that cat slaughters you in your sleep

I wish I could time-travel.

[Tsuki]

Granted but them you get stuck in time.

I wish I wasn't so nervous while packing

[SimbasMate]

Granted, but you are now sick while packing and are very dizzy.

I wish I could beat all the Sonic games.

[InsaneSeagull]

Granted, but soon you get too bored.

I wish life wasn't this painful.

[Kiburi]

Granted, but now you can't feel anything.

I wish I didn't have this stupid test tomorrow.

[SnowyCheetah]

[quote="Kiburi"]Granted, but now you can't feel anything.

I wish I didn't have this stupid test tomorrow.[/quote]

Granted, but you have a final exam instead.

I wish I had my own car.

[Regulus]

Wish granted. You have your own car, but it catches on fire if the RPMs go above 900.

I wish I could skip my classes today.

[SnowyCheetah]

[quote="Regulus"]Wish granted. You have your own car, but it catches on fire if the RPMs go above 900.

I wish I could skip my classes today.[/quote]

Granted, but you have a test like the last guy and you miss it!

I wish I had enough gasoline to travel anywhere.

[Arbystrider]

You get infinite gasoline, but a guy near you lights his cigar and ka-bam - it's all gone and you're burnt to a crisp.

I wish I had better internet.