What are you thinking RIGHT NOW?

[Carl]

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

[Kal]

^ Zing.

Two sodium atoms are walking down the road chatting. All of a sudden, one stops and turns to its friend looking worried:

Na#1: "Oh, no... I think I've lost an electron!"
Na#2: "What... are you sure?"
Na#1: "Yes, I'm positive!"

[Tora]

Oh shoot! I accidentally just gave him a spoiler! *facepalm*

Thanks.

[Regulus]

An electron gets pulled over by a cop for speeding. The officer walks up to him and asks, "do you know how fast you were going?"

Of course, the electron answers, "no, I don't. But I do know exactly where I am."

[KingCub]

I hate it when my family has people over, and they expect me to be 'social'.

[Buffy]

It's late. Time to go to Hogwarts before I drift off to the land of dreams.

[Carl]

How can someone dislike a joystick when gaming? That seems like a lame excuse to not play to me...

[Si-Amber]

Woo, I'm off to Butlins!

[Carl]

I can't believe she really said that...

[UncoordinatedPisces]

Eww stop eating like that >.<