My Lion King Forum

SlayerOfLight · by **SlayerOfLight** » May 14th, 2013, 9:51 pm

Eh.... No not yet.

What if I just saw some squirmy things moving arround in your mane?

DreamEater · by **DreamEater** » May 14th, 2013, 10:29 pm

Get it out! Before they start to breed!

Ever been infected by a parasite?

SlayerOfLight · by **SlayerOfLight** » May 14th, 2013, 10:31 pm

As a cub once.

Would you promise to do everything I say if I get that out of your mane?

DreamEater · by **DreamEater** » May 14th, 2013, 10:40 pm

If it's really in there, yes! Just hurry!

Are you that scared of a little maggot?

SlayerOfLight · by **SlayerOfLight** » May 14th, 2013, 10:44 pm

Yes, it's disgusting.

Ok it's gone now. Can you now look up to the clouds and tell the great idiots of the past simply that they're idiots?

DreamEater · by **DreamEater** » May 14th, 2013, 11:37 pm

What? No! They're not idiots!

But you promised, Simba, would you break your promise?

SlayerOfLight · by **SlayerOfLight** » May 14th, 2013, 11:41 pm

Ok ok *looks up* All of you are idiots who lived and died for nothing.

What if I'd told you that I lied and there never was something in your mane?

DreamEater · by **DreamEater** » May 14th, 2013, 11:43 pm

We'd need to talk it over if you know what I mean...

You mean you'd eat him?

SlayerOfLight · by **SlayerOfLight** » May 14th, 2013, 11:47 pm

That won't be for long.

Did I managed to piss you off the most from everyone else that ever asked you questions?

DreamEater · by **DreamEater** » May 15th, 2013, 11:52 pm

Probably, yes.

How did lions learn how to talk?

Ask Simba