Ask Kiara

[DreamEater]

It might get itchy, but I think it'd look nice.

Did you learn how to sing from your parents?

[SlayerOfLight]

Yes from daddy because mommy doesn't really like to sing.


Can I tie a little bell to your tail?

[DreamEater]

No...

Do you think we're trying to make you look like a chirstmas tree? X3

[SlayerOfLight]

Well, whatever you guys are trying to to me I doubt it's anything sweet.


What do you prefer us to do then?

[OuRaion]

Give me a belly rub.

What about a scratch behind the ears?

[SlayerOfLight]

If you don't hurt my ears.


Why would we wanna give you belly rubs if your fur is full with lice and parasites?

[OuRaion]

Are you calling me dirty?

What if I am?

[SlayerOfLight]

Well, you weren't the one who called me dirty, or were you?


Actually I didn't call you ''dirty'', that would be a compliment. Because your fur smells even worser then the sewers below our streets. What are you gonna do about that?

[OuRaion]

Have a bath.

Need some soap?

[SlayerOfLight]

No.

Kitten Shampoo then? I think that'll do the job better.