[quote="Sadiki"]Rafiki! That way I'd get to know multiple generations of the royal family, have the honor of participating in their ceremonies, possess a wealth of arcane knowledge, live in my own personal baobab tree, and feign insanity whenever applicable. It'd be great.[/quote]
What animal lives the longest in Africa? If you want to meet multiple generations of the royals, at least pick someone who they won't come running to for help whenever they get so much as a blister.
