Corrupt a Wish

[SlayerOfLight]

Granted, but you two break up after a while.

I wish I'd knew why I keep comming back to this forum while it already pretty much lost my interest.

[OuRaion]

You don't know, and it bothers you until you're 69.

I wish I knew why I haven't left the forum yet either.

[DreamEater]

Your wish has been granted, but it bothers you until when you take your last breath you realize.

I wish MLK didn't have server errors for that time being.

[OuRaion]

Well it did, get over it.

I wish there was nothing stopping me from leaving this place.

[DreamEater]

That wasn't really a corruption, was it?

Your wish has been granted, but you lose contact with everyone you knew from here.

I wish I had money to pay the ice cream man.

[OuRaion]

You don't. You steal ice-cream and become the criminal know as 'Icy Cream'

I wish there wasn't so much spam from me.

[DreamEater]

Your wish has been granted, but everyone else on here now spams more than ever.

I wish this wish corruption game was never created.

[OuRaion]

Granted, you get bored and leave.

I wish I could work more.

[DreamEater]

Your wish has been granted, however you get fired from every job you have.

I wish Broken Iris had more albums.

[OuRaion]

Wish granted, the more albums released, the worse they get.

I wish I had some chocolate right now.