Corrupt a Wish

[SlayerOfLight]

Granted, but you'll never wake up again.

I wish the TLK characters are real, whitout me getting involved in it or anything negative happening to me.

[DreamEater]

Your wish has been granted, but the prides begin to fight and a lot of them die.

I wish that it was always daytime.

[OuRaion]

Granted, but you get so sleep deprived your body quits and you die.

I wish no one says anything negative about anything after this wish.

[Harvs]

Granted. I'm positive no one will say how stupid that wish is.

I wish my computer was louder.

[DreamEater]

Your wish has been granted, but the computer gets so loud it can't hold up to the sound and it crashes.

I wish that I had a pet lion who wouldn't eat me.

[SlayerOfLight]

granted, but he still kills you whitout eating you.

I wish I could tell Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga personally how much I despise them and their worthless music.

[DreamEater]

Your wish has been granted, but their music becomes even more popular and that's all you hear on the radio, MTV, etc.

I wish that I could draw like an expert.

[Remorazz]

Granted. You now draw like an expert stick-man artist.

I wish the poster beneath me was a lion living in the Pridelands, as part of the pride.

[DreamEater]

Your wish has been granted, but they get banished quickly.

I wish that I could have one million posts on MLK.

[OuRaion]

Granted, but everyone leaves because you post too often.

I wish I had some cheese right now.