Corrupt a Wish

[UncoordinatedPisces]

But you wouldn't be good at them xD

I wish I could listen to Les Miserables songs all day every day.

[DreamEater]

Your wish has been granted, but afterwards you can never listen to them ever again.

I wish I could grant wishes myself.

[SlayerOfLight]

Granted, but the wishes you grant are only halfly granted.

I wish little brats wouldn't be so annoying.

[DreamEater]

Your wish has been granted, but now adults act like little annoying brats.

I wish I could fight and win against Goku.

[SlayerOfLight]

Granted, you win because Goku did go easy on you whitout even using 10% of his power.


I wish my powerlevel was at least over 9000.

[DreamEater]

Your wish has been granted, but you couldn't contain all the power that you had and it eventually kills you.

I wish that there were a bunch of dragons in the real world.

[SlayerOfLight]

Granted, but they ate you alive.


I wish the idiot who shat the door in the toilet room on my work, gets caught in the act.

[DreamEater]

Your wish has been granted, but you get blamed for it as well.

I wish that I could make my own video game series.

[SlayerOfLight]

Granted, but (as you'd probably expect) nobody wants to play them.


I wish some dumb people could see the bloody diffrence between a tigon and a golden bengal tiger.

[DreamEater]

Your wish has been granted, but now everyone mistakes a lion for a leopard.

I wish that I could sleep all day.