Corrupt a Wish

[SlayerOfLight]

Granted, from now on they love MLP and only talk about it.

I wish I could go to a Golden Resurrection concert with the TLK characters.

[ScarsLove]

Granted, but security kicks you out and doesn't give you a refund.

I wish I could go to Taylor Swifts concert in July.

[SlayerOfLight]

Granted, but you aren't allowed to enter.


I wish the CEO of TLC eats rotten eggs for the rest of his life.

[TheLionPrince]

Wish granted. He dies, but TLC is still on the air.

I wish my birthday is tomorrow.

[SlayerOfLight]

Granted, but it won't be celebrated.


I wish the upcomming Jurassic Park 4 in 2014 won't be such a disappointment.

[TheLionPrince]

Wish granted. The movie is positively received by critics, but it flops at the box office.

I wish the United States government would pay down its $1 trillion deficit.

[SlayerOfLight]

Granted, but the U.S refuses after a while.

I wish snow doesn't exist.

[TheLionPrince]

Wish granted. It heavily rains instead.

I wish the Rapture was tomorrow.

[SlayerOfLight]

Granted, but the rapture will be delayed because no man has the right to know the day nor the hour.

I wish I could shake hands with Goku.

[ScarsLove]

Granted but he punches you afterward.

I wish I could become an FBI Agent.