Corrupt a Wish

[SlayerOfLight]

Granted, but you turn permanently into a toaster.


I wish Simba wouldn't be such an idiot untill the end of SP.

[ScarsLove]

Granted, but instead of being an idiot during SP, he's being an idiot to you.

I wish I could meet Nala irl.

[SlayerOfLight]

Granted, but she doesn't wanna meet you.

I wish I could tell him that I don't really care if he's an idiot to me.

[ScarsLove]

Granted, he changes up his tactics and ties you to a chair and forces you to watch 24 hours of TLC.

I wish I could finish high school now.

[SlayerOfLight]

Granted, but you have to start all over again from pre-school.

I wish Nala dumps Simba for me, as a revenge for him forcing me to watch TLC.

[ScarsLove]

Granted, but after you two get together she cheats on you and you get arrested for beastiality.

I wish Scar was my best friend irl.

[SlayerOfLight]

Granted, but he betrays you and pushes you off a cliff like he does to Mufasa.

I wish I could smack Simba's big fat lion butt and get away with it unharmed.

[ScarsLove]

o_O

Granted, but Simba gets you back and tears up your butt with his claws.

I wish TLC would go away forever.

[SlayerOfLight]

Granted, but it's only still on your TV.


I wish Dinosaurs still exist whitout me getting nommed or eaten or killed by them.

[ScarsLove]

Granted, but now every other animal on the face of the earth wants to nom/eat/kill you.

I wish my family wouldn't think I'm weird because I watch MLP.