Corrupt a Wish

[SlayerOfLight]

Wish granted, but she commits adultery with Edward Cullen.


I wish I could play Call of Duty: Black ops 2 with the TLK characters.

[TheLionPrince]

Wish granted. TLK characters get killed by terrorists.

I wish the al-Qaeda organization was wiped off the face of the Earth.

[SlayerOfLight]

Granted, but the Taliban are still there.


I wish TLC doesn't exist on my TV.

[Buffy]

Granted, but all the shows from TLC get moved to your other channels.

I wish I had a chocolate cookie.

[Tora]

Granted, but Buffy eats it.

I wish today would never end.

[SlayerOfLight]

Granted, but you are the only one who is stuck in this day forever, while everyone else moves on with the original time.


I wish I could shoot down an UFO.

[TheLionPrince]

Wish granted. It crashes in your direction, and you die from the explosion.

I wish this world was plunged into eternal darkness.

[Harvs]

Wish granted. *turns off the sun*

I wish I could make music as easily as the professionals.

[SlayerOfLight]

Granted, but nobody cares.


I wish all TLK character to roll on their backs like a kitten.

[ScarsLove]

Granted, but afterwards they maul you to death.

I wish I could turn into anything I want to.