by OuRaion » January 14th, 2013, 5:36 am
Reason #114 - An episode of a reality-TV show about an obese redneck family that farts a lot had higher cable ratings than the live telecast of the Republican National Convention.
But anyway Tora.
Let's just agree to disagree.
And to never bring up again.
(Except for this)
Let’s see, compared to the USA, Canada has
universal healthcare
legalized marijuana
marriage equality
one of the best public education systems in the world
no legal restrictions on abortion
less gun deaths
less defense spending which means more money for maple syrup distribution
no global reputation of starting wars without reason (or with stupid reasons like our oil somehow ending up under a rival country’s land)
lower levels of poverty, hate crimes, hunger, pollution, and myriad other issues the US faces
But it’s not all kittens and rainbows for our Canada. Canada isn’t without its issues, for example
higher frequency of moose attacks
constant threat of rabid geese
hockey injuries
Justin Beiber
So I’d say it’s pretty well split.
Reason #317 - One in five Americans can’t find their own country on a map. Clearly it’s because they don’t have maps, according to South Carolina’s #1 professional bikini-wearer.
They're #1! They're #1! They're #1! In teen pregnancy rates.
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OuRaion on January 14th, 2013, 5:47 am, edited 1 time in total.