Corrupt a Wish

[SlayerOfLight]

Granted, but everyone keeps their mind closed to you.


I wish that Justin Bieber will go to jail whitout anything negative happening to me.

[InsaneSeagull]

^ Aahhahaha. This!

He does but suddenly you start missing him and feeling guilty.

I wish more good books were written.

[SlayerOfLight]

Granted, but my dog tears all the books into shreds.

I wish everyone starts rolling over the floor forever.

[InsaneSeagull]

They do but soon you start realizing that rolling over ALL THE TIME sure is boring.

I wish I had better photo camera.

[SlayerOfLight]

Granted, but the new photo camera malfunctions.


I wish that the idiot who invented youtube commercials, will be forced to watch commercials for the rest of his life.

[InsaneSeagull]

He does but his place to watch is in your house.

I wish all the stupid people to be ELIMINATED XD

[SlayerOfLight]

Granted but you get mistaken for someone stupid, and get eliminated as well.


I wish that Simba mauls that chick from Twilight.

[Aina]

Granted, but then Edward (or whatever his name is) will kill Simba when he finds out

I wish that Disney channel could stop showing those stupid new shows.

[SlayerOfLight]

Granted, but it won't show anything else.


I wish Simba to take a dump in Edward Cullen's face.

[TheLionPrince]

Wish granted. Simba's dung sparkles.

I wish some lucky girl will marry me.