Lion King 3 Line for Line

[Timon the great]

"What's gotten into you? Not Hakuna Matata? That's crazy talk. CRAZY TALK, I tell ya! Nothing's changed here. We had Hakuna Matata before Simba, and we've still got it now!"

[TheLionPrince]

Pumbaa: "We gotta help our friend, Timon!"

[Timon the great]

"Et tu, Pumbaa? You're just gonna walk away, give up on all this? What happened to 'friends stick to end'? HUH? HUH? HUH?"

[TheLionPrince]

Pumbaa: "I was about to ask you the same thing."

[Timon the great]

*Pumbaa turns and stalks off and looks back at Timon who is flopping down in their bed*

"I got everything I ever wanted Right here.

*Pumbaa leaves. Timon lies in bed, tapping his toe and looks back to see Pumbaa now gone, then gets back up*

Now this is more like it! ELBOW ROOM! *echoes throughout jungle and he collapses in despair* Uhhhh. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. *tries to cheer himself up* Hakuna Matata... what a wonderful phrase... *weakening* Hakuna... Matata... *pathetically* ain't no passing craze... it means... unnghh... *pained* No Worries."

[TheLionPrince]

*Rafiki shrieks*

Timon: "Oh, no, no, no! I know what we are going to say. Did you find Hakuna Matata?" (imitates himself and Rafiki back and forth) "Yes, I did! Thank you for very much! And I am happy, happy, happy, deliriously happy. Oh, ho, ho, ho, I see. Happy, is it? So, if you're so happy, then, why do you feel so miserable? Miserable, you say? Why should I be miserable? Oh, I don't know. Maybe my two best pals in the world deserted me. Heh. They've, they've headed off on some heroic mission. My friends are gone, and my Hakuna Matata went with them. Would you mind? Ay! Thanks! I'm glad we had this talk."

[Timon the great]

*Timon clicks his tongue, and rushes off smiling*

Rafiki: *looking at camera* "My work here is done."

[TheLionPrince]

*"Busa" music plays, and Pumbaa runs across a desert until Timon catches up*

Timon: "Friends stick together to the end."

[Timon the great]

*Timon with humility, looks back at Pumbaa, who joyfully gasps and they run to each other. Pumbaa sobs while hugging Timon*

{Back in theater}

"What was with the running? If you can call that running."

[TheLionPrince]

Pumbaa: "I was just giving you time to catch up."