Lion King 3 Line for Line

[Timon the great]

Nala: "It's just like the baboon said. The king has returned."

[TheLionPrince]

*Timon and Pumbaa are still bewildered*

Nala: *sighs* "Do you want me to go over it again?"

[Timon the great]

*Timon patronizing*

"Yes, please. But be a dear and just skip to the part about Simba? Not that your childhood wasn't fascinating."

[TheLionPrince]

Nala: "Okay, look! Simba's the rightful king. Scar declared himself the king, and formed an alliance with the hyenas..."

[Timon the great]

Pumbaa: 'Poor Simba. The treachery...the villainy...the sheer indescribable horror!'

[TheLionPrince]

Timon: "Blah, blah, blah...Why is she toying with us? I think this crazy chick wants to eat us!"

[Timon the great]

Nala: "...Simba has to go home to challenge his uncle and reclaim his rightful place as King."

[TheLionPrince]

*Timon and Pumbaa stare motionlessly*

Nala: "Oh, don't you get it? Simba needs us, NOW!"

[Timon the great]

"He needs us?? Then he shouldn't have left us! *stubbornly*
If he wants to run off to be "His Highness", well, I say, don't let the branches hit you on the way out. Leave Hakuna Matata to someone who appreciates it."

[TheLionPrince]

Pumbaa: "Timon, it was never Hakuna Matata without Simba."