Corrupt a Wish

[Harvs]

Wish granted. it now renders .1% faster.

I wish my internet was better.

[OuRaion]

Granted, it is really fast but not very reliable, being down 99.99% of the time.

I wish my Secret Santa gift was good.

[Kitva Hyperlink]

it is, but it is too good, and a drama. It makes u cry every time you look at it.

[OuRaion]

I can't corrupt a wish that isn't there.

I wish I could sleep tonight.

[Harvs]

Wish granted. World will end, so you'll sleep forever.

I wish that this tumblr will be well received.

[RayCat]

Granted, but a week later it implodes from all the epic files being shoved on there
I wish people wouldn't take Christmas as seriously as they do (as in, actually stressing over it)

[OuRaion]

They don't, but they become so relaxed about Christmas they don't buy the presents.

I wish I would feel better.

[Kitva Hyperlink]

you feel better, causing you to feel worse.
I wish i wished to wish for another wish.

[Tora]

Granted but you don't know what to wish for.

I wish this world wasn't so cruel.

[Kitva Hyperlink]

then everything is made of sugar, and then sugar addicts eat the world.
I wish I knew what not to not not not wish for after I wish I wished to wish for another wish.