Corrupt a Wish

[Arani]

Granted, but it doesn't even start.

I wish I had less homework. @_@

[Tora]

Granted. You take tests everyday at school now.

I wish today was Friday.

[Arani]

Granted, until you realize it's actually a Monday that just FEELS like a Friday.

I wish I could go to Yellowstone.

[Aina]

Granted. Now Yogi Bear will be there and chase you all the time

I wish that I can end school now.

[OuRaion]

Granted, time moves so fast your life flashes before your eyes.

I wish that i had more time.

[Tora]

Granted. Now you're an old man in a wheel chair.

I wish tomorrow was true.

[OuRaion]

It isn't, tomorrow never comes and you have to relive today over and over again.

I wish the world would end today.

[Tora]

Granted and starts fresh with all of us on a different plant.

I wish the Mayans never existed.

[Kitva Hyperlink]

THE WORLD IS NOT GOING TO END AT 10:12 THIS EVENING! IT IS A STUPID MARKETING CAMPAIGN!
I wish people would shut up about the end of the world.

[OuRaion]

Granted and starts fresh with all of us on a different plant.

Wait, a different plant?

Well, we don't shut up about it because we all know it is a joke, we are just all joking.

I wish Link could tell the difference between a joke and actual worry.