Corrupt a Wish

[InsaneSeagull]

You were but your horse broke a leg and you have to walk all the way after that.

I wish I had magical powers.

[SlayerOfLight]

Granted, but your magical powers gets corrupted by dark magic.

I wish I am a Saiyan.

[OuRaion]

Granted, but your power level is UNDER ONE!!!

I wish the world wouldn't end tomorrow.

[SlayerOfLight]

Granted, the world will not end tomorrow, but on 21th december it will.

I wish my powerlevel was over 9000.

[OuRaion]

(it's the 20th here)

Granted, but your power level is 9000.000000000000000000001, and every one elses is 100,000.

I wish I could think of something to do on my last day alive.

[InsaneSeagull]

You do, but it ends up being the worst thing you've every done. And you finish your days in pain.

I wish my hair actually ACCEPTED that colour spray -.-

[OuRaion]

It does, but the spray ad your hair colour make your hair orange.

I wish for a wish that was uncorruptable.

[SlayerOfLight]

Granted, but you'll won't be able to wish anything.

I wish that snakes have wings.

[OuRaion]

Granted, but a billion people die from flying snakes.

I wish it would come quickly.

[Harvs]

Wish granted. Time now moves 50 times faster.

I wish I could meet King Sombra.