by SlayerOfLight » December 8th, 2012, 1:53 pm
Facts about Santa Claus that came up in me:
- Travels with an eerie devillish creature called ''Krampus'' who punishes naughty brats by whipping them, or even kidnapping them. (Santa seems to be ok with it)
- Bears a closer resemblance to the germanic god ''Thor'' then the actual St. Nicholas. (Nope, not the Marvel Comic version)
- The real St. Nicholas would probally get a heart attack if he found out how he ended up in folklores as a fat ''ho-ho-ho'' yelling freak.
- Appears to be influenced by early Norse religions.
- His flying chariot that is dragged forward by reindeer, looks alot like Thor's flying chariot that is dragged forward by a few goats.
- Likes dirty socks.
- Is fat.