Wow, some of these are brutal, especially on UP and WallE. Why?
1. Lion King 1 1/2. I am pretty sure this put me off anything LK related for 8 years.
2. Planet 51-The hell?
3. Open Season-It was dumb funny and I am being generous here.

































































































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Mrs Depp wrote:
and topping the list is Hunchback of Notre Dame 2.
1. Hunchback of Notre Dame sent chills up my spine the moment it came on. This just made me want to hurl.
2. The songs aren't catchy or good or anything.
3. The heroine is absolutely horrendous. She's bland, annoying and has no redeeming characteristics. She's can't relate to any type of girl irl because she would actually have to have a personality. The only thing that could relate to her is a wall or a rock, no personality and very uninteresting.
4. It's a cheap cash-in with horrible animation.
5. The plot is over used and hammy.
6. The villain is obnoxious. There's absolutely nothing likeable about him. And don't give me the excuse 'He's the villain! You're supposed to dislike him.' He's a pathetic excuse of a villain if you ask me. He doesn't even match Frollo. Frollo was a devious, sexually tortured, sinful but at the same time, righteous man of the law and the church. He as lustful, obsessive, manipulative, and tortured. His want and goal through the entire movie is to wipe the gypsy's out once and for all while lusting after Esmerelda. This villain is just a whiny, sarcastic, prima-donna who wants a shiny bell.
7. Phoebus and Esmerelda's kid is annoying as all hell.
8. Esmerelda has lost her personality. Like what Simba's Pride did to Nala, they did to her except 10x worse. She's just a boring mother with her big, tough husband and her precious little boy. Peh![]()
9. Phoebus x Esmerelda sucks in this. Give me Frollo x Esmerelda! That would be interesting.
10. The plot is sooooo weak. The main plot point is stealing a big shiny bell because it's worth money. Wow, sounds like Disney put alot of themselves into this one.
I'm done ranting for now but the only perk is, Quasimodo finallygot laidthe girl. Good for him.















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