LAST PERSON TO POST WINS

[Khanu]

That's why it'll suprise you

[Carl]

You just keep telling yourself that.

[Khanu]

I will then and you'll lose

[Carl]

No I won't.
Did you miss the musical earlier?
All I do is WIN.
Cause I don't play fair.

[Khanu]

You cheat that's true and yes I did miss the musical.....

[Carl]

Of course I cheat. I'm evil!
Well, to recap the musical, all I do is win, and I'm the best.

[Khanu]

Was that what the musical was about? Did you add the part where you lost to me?

[Carl]

Yes, that's what it's about. And why on Earth would I add a part that didn't happen?
That's ridiculous!

[Khanu]

Oh it happened you just don't know it

[Carl]

No, you're just deluding yourself again.
You should just give up already. Everyone else has. They know they can't beat me, and you should accept the fact that no one can.