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[wolfishgirl]

Y not?

[Carl]

Okay, most of them are probably fine, but the ones who got a lot of problems, well...
Let's just say the people that know them end up on crime shows.

[wolfishgirl]

he he he... if i'm ever gonna commit suicide I'm gonna go out with a BIG bang...

[Carl]

I suppose you wouldn't be interested in sharing what you're planning?

and just remember: SUICIDE IS NOT THE ANSWER.
if you don't keep livin' you can't prove yourself/take revenge/ whatever is applicable in your particular situation.

[wolfishgirl]

That's the point. I'm not gonna commit suicide. My plan is to deface a certain mountain with faces on them..

[Carl]

That could certainly make you well-hated.
Well, if there's no suicide, I guess carry on.

[wolfishgirl]

that's the point, everyone in America knows of Jesse James and Bonnie and Clyde and Al Capone. Famous Villians. If i'm gonna be stupid enough to end my life then hey let's deface mt. rushmore. (Dear FBI and every other agency out there, don't worry i'm not really going to do it. I'm wayyyy to lazy!)
If you had to die by being eaten by an animal, which animal do you want to be eaten by?

[Carl]

A crocodile.
What about you?

[wolfishgirl]

a saber tooth deer.

[Carl]

Haha nice.
But what if you're restricted to snakes? What snake do you want to eat you?