The horrible moment when you've been cleaning your room and taking a shower for an hour, and...
*walks into room* "Oh wow, I actually feel like a responsible person! Now I just gotta dry my hair and-- my favourite lunch on my desk? YES!"
*actually looks at floor, FILLED WITH CRUMBS* ("...what?")
*mother comes in* "DON'T EAT THAT, the cat bit it! I cut the part the cat bit off but look at what he's done on the floor. Eat this instead." *gives sandwich and boiled eggs, then leaves*
"F*CK. MY. LIFE."










