Favorite TV Show Quotes

[Lauren]

Harold: "Hey! That stupid dork was supposed to suspend me!"
Principal Wartz: "Harold, did you just call me a stupid dork?"

(ep: Suspended)
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Phil: "Wait a minute. This isn't the mens room. *Lady screams* I'm sorry. It was a honest mistake"

(ep: Veteran's Day)

All quotes from Hey Arnold.

[SophieCub]

The Vampire Diaries

Damon: I do believe in killing the messenger.. you know why? Because it sends a messege.

[Lauren]

Josh: "I KNOW!!!"
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Josh: "EVIL!"

Drake and Josh

[Buffy]

Step by Step
Episode: Pulling Together.

Cody Lambert: Have no fear! The CodeMan's here!
Papa Larson: Hold on there, Lambert! He's not family!
Cody Lambert: Dude! I'm her fiancé.
Dana Foster: What?
[plays along]
Dana Foster: Hi, honey.

LOL! I love that show!


TV Show: Castle
Episode: A Chill Goes Through Her Veins

Castle: All right, so you and I are married.
Beckett: We are not married.
Castle: Relax, it's just pretend.
Beckett: I don't wanna pretend.
Castle: Scared you'll like it?
Beckett: Okay, if we're married, I want a divorce.
Apartment Guy: Are you two like this all the time?
Castle & Beckett: Yes.

[Lauren]

Mr. Ratburn: "Why must you compete with me? You know I'm smarter."
Ms. Ratburn: "Are not!"
Mr. Ratburn: "Am too!"
Ms. Ratburn: "Are not not not!"
Mr. Ratburn: "Am too too too!"
Ms. Ratburn: *Laughs* "You sound like a train!"

LOL!

Arthur (Episode: Arthur's Substitute Teacher Trouble)

[Buffy]

Ares: "You still don't get it, do you? I would sooner die in your arms...than live without you in mine." -Xena: Warrior Princess

[DGFone]

Firefly: Shiny. 'nuff said.

[Regulus]

Spock: "You may find that having is not so pleasing a thing as wanting. This is not logical, but it is often true." - Star Trek: The Original Series

[Tekir]

House: "Right now, your testosterone level is below Bieber..."

Dr. House

[SophieCub]

The Vampire Diaries

Pilot episode

Caroline: His name is Stefan Salvatore, he’s a Gemini and his favorite color is blue.
Bonnie: You got all that in one day?
Caroline: Please. I got all that between third and fourth period.

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Pilot episode

Elena: Dear Diary: Today will be different. It has to be. I will smile and it will be believable. My smile will say, 'I'm fine. Thank you. Yes. Much better.' I will no longer be the girl who lost her parents. I will start fresh. Be someone new. It's the only way I'll make it through.