Favorite Line from TLK 1.5/3

[Arani]

Ma: Ahh... a metaphor.
Rafiki: Actually, it's not a meta... OW!
Ma: YOU USED A METAPHOR ON TIMON?! HE TAKES THINGS LITERALLY!

xD

Timon: Hey Pumba! What do you call a hyena with half a brain?
Pumba: I dunno Timon! What?
Timon: GIFTED!
*Ed starts laughing hysterically*

Omg that part ALWAYS gets me.

Also:

Timon: Uh... FREESTYLE!

[Lauren]

[quote="NalaKiaraLuver"]EDIT: For anyone wondering, my teacher JUST explained why a dung beetle's called a dung beetle, but it's kind of disgusting. (I thought this kind of went well, since I read in previous posts that people wondered why they were called that.)

Spoiler: show

They eat the dung of a lizard!

[/quote]

Wow! I finally got to know. Simba replying back about the dung beetle "Oh, you don't say, and yet, still so tasty." He must really have an appetite for them.

[LionsAreKings]

Timon: Well, that worked like a dream.
Pumbaa: It did?
Timon: Sarcasm is a foreign language to you, isn't it?

Timon: "This is a disaster, Pumbaa. A disaster, I tell ya!"
Pumbaa: "You mean because they've finally found each other like two soul-mates joined across the years by the bonds of true love?"
Timon: "Sweet, innocent, little Pumbaa, she's going to put a stake right through the heart of our Hakuna Matata!"

XD lol

[Arani]

Pumba: Uh... he can't express his feelings and she has commitment issues? (I think that's how it goes.) XD

[Tora]

Timon's Mother: "Everything the light touches....belongs to someone else!"

[UncoordinatedPisces]

^ Above, makes me laugh everytime.

[Ninaroja]

"Something tells me this ain't the travelling company of River Dance!"