by Noah » December 3rd, 2011, 7:13 am
Unfortunately Simba's crazy uncle (Sarabi's Brother) scored an invite. Just this past Thanksgiving he threw up all over my Jungle Surprise (Clawed Zebra served over Sliced Zebra with a side of blood). Zazu is trying to prevent those infamous relatives of his that always manage to ruin special occasions from showing up. He told them Christmas was being held in the Elephant Graveyard, so cross your fingers. But both of these pale in comparsion to my old college roommate. She isn't family, but she acts like she is. Always wanting handouts and sneaking into the portraits Rafiki draws for us. She doesn't leave her claws at the door, thus scratching my newly polished floor. Not only that, she always demands the high spot for her to rest as soon as she arrives. Where is Simba suppose to sleep while I do everything? At groundlevel? Not during the holidays!
Why do you have for Simba under the tree?
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