The MLK Unofficial Marriage Thread!

[Tabby]

Are you going to cook something? ^

But srsly, I HATE SHARING

[KopsTheTerminator]

NOW, I declare myself as a FOREVER alone.

lol u jelly.
FINE, I'LL MARRY YOU... if you don't buy a TV. lol jk, I will. =P

WAT.
Kops, in the kitchen... now...

NO U. NATURAL SELECTION. MAKE ME A SAMMICH.

[Ushujaa]

To Flip you say? Oh FlipMode, I am more than disappointed that you would do such thing as polygamy and then call ME out for being with Dean.

Yeah Flipper what's up with that home slice... i thought you were a turtle, not a hippo.

[Simbadacub]

NOW, I declare myself as a FOREVER alone.

lol u jelly.
FINE, I'LL MARRY YOU... if you don't buy a TV. lol jk, I will. =P

WAT.
Kops, in the kitchen... now...

NO U. NATURAL SELECTION. MAKE ME A SAMMICH.

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You better do what she says. :B

[MalibuTrashDog]

No one wants me ever ;A;

[Tabby]

Men, I need a woman who makes me a sammich when I need it, and don't leave the house hella messed up, since my relation with kops has been in troubles... I need a scape from this.

Noah, would you marry me in an anonimous wedding?

[Noah]

^I don't think Venezuela allows same sex unions.

[Noah]

^ no I want Noah!

Something tells me you both want me for my US citizenship.

[Tabby]

U SEE?, yours will not work, Noah, please... Come with me, love will find a way

[Noah]

U SEE?, yours will not work, Noah, please... Come with me, love will find a way

Step 1. Marry Noah
Step 2. Get US Citizenship
Step 3. ........
Step 4. Profit!