My Lion King Forum

Buffy · by **Buffy** » August 31st, 2009, 7:53 pm

Simba, Pumbaa looks like an olympic athlete compared to you!

LilTiger · by **LilTiger** » August 31st, 2009, 7:54 pm

You are fatter than Pumbaa and dumber than Ed :lol2:

Buffy · by **Buffy** » August 31st, 2009, 7:55 pm

Simba, you smell bad... Is that... It can't be... Manure?

KingKivuli · by **KingKivuli** » August 31st, 2009, 7:58 pm

is that fat or have you somehow become pregnant?

LilTiger · by **LilTiger** » August 31st, 2009, 8:01 pm

Your father died because he hated you!!!!! Oh, and Scar hated you too, so much that he let the hyenas kill him!!

Buffy · by **Buffy** » August 31st, 2009, 8:02 pm

Simba, a true king wouldn't need lessons from Daddy on how to control the Pridelands!

LilTiger · by **LilTiger** » August 31st, 2009, 8:07 pm

You are Kovu's father
Zira really wanted you dead, so she can have Nala :lol2:

Buffy · by **Buffy** » August 31st, 2009, 8:15 pm

Simba, the pregnant LION! XP

Lionking012 · by **Lionking012** » August 31st, 2009, 8:29 pm

Simba.. Your mane never really did grow as a kid. And it sure aint woring for ya now.

Buffy · by **Buffy** » August 31st, 2009, 8:39 pm

Simba, I am sorry to tell you this... But... YOU'RE THE UGLIEST LION I EVER SAW!

Things you should NEVER say to Simba