Post a Funny Story, Mark

[Ultra Fox]

Post a story about something funny that has happened to you recently.

I'll start!

My 2 friends and I were talking in Drama class, and one of them bought a package of skittles. He was talking about how his brother and him love skittles and ate a ton of them one time. So I said, "What. Do you think those skittles are gonna make you're hair rainbow colored or something?"

My other friend said, "Maybe he wants to look like Rainbow Dash. Oh, and by the way, I saw your PSN. Rainbow Dash isn't a boss. Rarity is where it's at."

And the friend with the skittles had no idea what we were talking about. xD

[Arani]

This happened to me and my friend a few days ago.

Ok so homecoming dance is coming up here real soon. Both of us got asked out (I was asked out by two guys, to me great surprise. 0_o That has chaged to me going with my friend and no date for either of us so far.) And we were talking about it, and then we suddenly realized that one of the guys who asked me out had asked out my friend as well. We started laughing and went to go find him. Once we found him we walked up to him. He was with all of his friends at the time. We both went up and said at the same time "We decline your offer to the homecoming dance." Or something around there. He turned red and his friends started laughing, and after a moment he started laughing too. We forgave him but we'll all remain just friends from now on. xD We weren't laughing at him or anything, we were all laughing at it together. Was a great day to be sure. Lol.

[DGFone]

I have a funny TLK related one!

I was driving home from school with my sister, and listening to the radio. The station that was on was quite and full of static, so I changed it. The station I changed it to was cut in with this: "And now for an Elton John classic", and EJ CYFTLT started playing!

My sister like The Lion King, but she would rather not memorize every line, so when I pointed out that the song playing was not comping from my Ipod, even she found it funny. "Why? It's a conspiracy I tell you!" Yup. That was her reaction. And a great song to boot!

[SophieCub]

I have a funny embarresing one!

I was in class, it was boring maths. I had to sit beside a boy I hate. He doesn't even look at me and doesn't talk to me either. At the end of the lesson I went to the back of the class to put my textbook back. Suddenly I tripped and landed right ontop of the boy I didn't like. We where both on the ground. Everyone was laughing.

Another embarresing one that happened a few weeks ago.

I told all my friends about the guy I like (bad idea). They laughed at me because they thought he was ugly. One of my friends was in his class. Suddenly he walked in (it was lunch time) and the girl in his class who I told ran up to him and said to him " She loves you!" I looked away. He ignored her but he heard. I pounced on her and she said she didn't think he would hear. Later she said to him it was a joke but he ignored her again. He has never looked at me in the eye since.

[DGFone]

I have another funny, albeit somewhat nerdy, story.

One of my classes in college is an introductory UNIX class. For this week's assignment, we are supposed to partition memory in our hard-drives to make it as though we have two hard drives. I just happen to have gotten a new HDD for my computer, so for the assignment, I get to mess with an empty, 500 GB HDD! I don't have to worry about backing anything up on it, because it is empty, as such, the entire assignment is so much easier!

[Kopalover]

I have one :3

In Drama class we all had to be quiet. This one boy in my class (Who is also attractive) is a joker too! So once the class gets settled down and everyone is quiet. He makes a really loud farting noise and says "OOOO Stinky." and waved his hand in front of his face!

[Ultra Fox]

After I got off the bus this morning, a kid was like, "Yeah! I got off the bus!"

... Um... how is that in need of celebration of such magnitude??? xD