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Me: so, you're going to be normal and not talk to a machine?
Person: no, I'm not going to talk to the person on the other side of it.
me: *takes phone* hello? no one's there, I'm going to have to look inside, *drops phone and steps on it till it breaks* OK, now to see who was on the other side... *picks up phone and rips in two* ... *looks at person with a confused look.* why are you talking to a tiny person inside this?
Person: why did you destroy his home?
Me: because, I FELT LIKE IT.
Tiny person: GREAT STORY!




























































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