by KIFOtheLION » August 4th, 2011, 1:01 am
Random person talking on cellphone: yeah so i was all like- well what ever, i'm not talking to you anymore. *hangs up phone*
Me: so, you're going to be normal and not talk to a machine?
Person: no, I'm not going to talk to the person on the other side of it.
me: *takes phone* hello? no one's there, I'm going to have to look inside, *drops phone and steps on it till it breaks* OK, now to see who was on the other side... *picks up phone and rips in two* ... *looks at person with a confused look.* why are you talking to a tiny person inside this?
Person: why did you destroy his home?
Me: because, I FELT LIKE IT.
Tiny person: GREAT STORY!
DERPY HOOVES FTW!!!


pinkie pie needs more ingredients for cupcakes.
I say you kill your heroes and
Fly, fly, baby don't cry
no need to worry cause
every everybody will die
Every day we just
Go, go, baby don't go.
Don't you worry we
Love you more than you know.
^AWOLNATION
Kill your Heroes