Funny Captions!

[KIFOtheLION]

I can have an expression that i can't even figure out. does it scare you too?

[KingKovu44]

"Aunt Zira, nearly every face you make is scary,"



"Oh Simba, after everything I've done for you, you still say that. Tell me, did I ever miss a single birthday party or holiday?"

[Misiziri]

Well, no, but you weren't exactly sober...

Zira: Oh yeah?! Name one time when I was drunk.

Simba: Well, there was that time we had the Christmas party at Chad's house...

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* UNRELATED *

Kovu: But I don't wanna!

Zira: Life's a b*tch, 'night kid.

[KingKovu44]

"Aunt Zira, you're holding up the line for Kilimanjaro Safaris. Also, you're nowhere near as attractive as you think you are,"



"Come on. I'm the hottest lioness this side of Nairobi,"

[Thegeni99]

"STARE AT ME AND YOU'LL SEE!"

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[KingKovu44]

"Whatever, Aunt Zira. I'm going to go ride Expedition Everest,"



Meanwhile...




Kiara: It's a small world after all, it's a small world after all, it's a small, small world...

Kovu: For the last time, Kiara, we're on the Jungle River Cruise!

[Lauren]

Rafiki: "Talk to the hand! Talk to the hand!"

[KingKovu44]

"Timon, why are you asking Nala out?!"

[Thegeni99]

"Great, now I can't go with Rafiki on Expedition Everest, he's too scared of the Yeti."

[KingKovu44]

"And good luck getting your daughter to stop singing the small world song,"