Pokemon Palace

[KopsTheTerminator]

lolololol the old Metapod joke xD I remember a joke about a Pidgey called Butts using Gust. So wrong LOL.

I do care about strength at some extent, I could never use a super strong but ugly Pokemon like Metagross though. I don't want to have a super cute but weak Pokemon like Pikachu/Raichu though. Sorry Pikachu line, still love you. xD (Well, I'm kinda training a Raichu in SS... Just for my backup team though. Not on my main team. >:3)

Gawd, I really liked Gabite. What happened when it evolved? When I first got one in my good ol' Pearl game (R.I.P, lost it :C) I was like "WTF IS THAT". Why, designers, why?

[Misiziri]

Metagross is ugly?!?! Mudkipz! Terminate him.

I was training Amber and Subzero, my Salamence and Articuno, to level 87 in Pokemon XD but I deleted the game. YOU'RE SO STUPID, LA'VIE!!!!!

4th Gen is... wow. Baaaaad designs. Too many stupid little designs and widgets. I mean, compare the 4th gen starters with the 1st gen starters. Look at how simple they are!

[KopsTheTerminator]

Meh, I like Metagross' shiny colours more but that's it. =P

Honestly, the designs kinda went downhill after the second generation... Hoenn Pokemon designs were okay, most of Sinnoh's were terrible and the new region's (can't remember name) were outrageous. I honestly refused to buy Black/White because I hated most of the designs and the ones I liked were usually the same type. And seriously, WHY DO THEY KEEP MAKING PIKACHU RIP-OFFS? First we get Plusle and Minun, then we get Pachirisu and then we get Emolga, who don't even look all that nice nice IMHO. Can't beat Pikachu. NEVER.

[Misiziri]

First, we get Pichu, actually. 3rd generation is my all-time favorite, having Absol, Salamence, Delcatty, Tropius, etc, but I see where you're coming from. I only like Plusle and Minum because they're adorable and they remind me of Mas y Menos >:3

5th gen had some good ones, like Zek. and Resh. But I've never in my life seen such horrible legendaries other than that. Keldeo is... a disgrace, the 3 genies are... wow. Just wow is all I can say.

[KopsTheTerminator]

I love Zekrom and Reshiram, they look more like Digimon though xD And OMG IFKR. The rest of the legendaries look HORRIBLE. I suck at coming up with original designs, but REALLY NOW? You know, I lost all hope for the future generations of Pokemon when I saw that ice cream Pokemon. ARE. YOU. FREAKING. SERIOUS. LET'S BATTLE ENEMIES WITH ICE CREAM WHOOOOO GET THAT GARCHOMP ICE CREAM YOU'RE WINNING 8D FREEZE THAT FREAK YEEEES
/huge sarcasm
I still remember a time back when Mew was the creator. I still believe you are, Mew. You are awesome. Get Arceus away from me. (Gawd, Mew is my favourite legendary. It's just so cuuuute and carefree. :3)

[Misiziri]

I came up with a theory that fits both Arceus and Mew, mew was before Arceus. I also see Arceus as female. In fact, I think all these legendaries are female:

Mew, Articuno, Moltres, Ho-Oh, Suicune, Rayquaza, Kyogre, Giratina, Celebii, Virizion and some more but I forgot xD

I saw Drudigon and I was like, "Did I 5-year old come up with this design?!" And there's thousands upon thousands of animals and things to model a Pokemon after. Millions, maybe. I know they can do better.

[KopsTheTerminator]

I love how Heatran is transexual. xD Eh, I really don't care about the genders of the legendaries. The only one that seems to be reeeaally obvious is Celebii (if it isn't it makes Grovyle's and Celebii's relationship in PMD SO FREAKING WRONG LMAO. Celebii would be such a metrosexual then).

http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Vanilluxe_(Pokémon) I found the Pokemon I was talking about... I seriously wish I could go and slap its designer. >.> I know it's hard to come up with designs since there are like over 9000 Pokemon now but SERIOUSLY? Have some dignity...

[Misiziri]

I know, right? Is it just me, or are Pokemon modeled after inatimated objects SERIOUSLY LAME?! But I do have Pokemon White, and luckily once you beat the game, you can catch ABSOL <3 <3 <3 And I thought N is cute... I feel horrible for finding a video game character cute I hate it

Btw, do you think 5th Generation is Pokemon's last?

[KopsTheTerminator]

Yes, yes they are. The original starters were actually based off simple animals OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD. IT'S A TURTLE, A LIZARD AND ANOTHER TURTLE. OMFG THEY ACTUALLY LOOK NORMAL. If the one that designed Unova's (remembered the name, thanks Bulbapedia) Pokemon is the same as the one that designed the original 150... WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU?

And nope, I seriously hope it is but I expect it to be like the first one out of maaaany generations lol. They want to milk their cashcow as much as they can.

[Misiziri]

All the fire starters are modeled after members of the Chinese Zodiac (Char. dragon, Cynda mouse, Torch chicken, infa monkey, and emboar piggy), the water types after semiaquatic animals, and the grass after reptiles.

I think they'll stop for a few years and resurrect themselves, but I'm not sure.