[quote="IvorySage"]Velka cooed, "Don't be sad about my words, friend," he spoke softly, "Man is great. I was with man when I was a calf. I was very sick, very. They healed me. I was bitten by a laughing beast, it found everything funny. I ran away, but my wound was infected. And the pain went away. I walked around in an enclosure, it didn't have a lot of space but I was safe from the laughing beast. And lots of men would look at me and their eyes would grow large," he continued his story, "and every time a man walked in, he'd hand my saviors green leaves. This made my saviors very happy. My enclosure was dirty, sure, but I was safe! Until they were told they had to get rid of me. I was saddened by that."[/quote]
BTW I purposely make Velka speak so oddly, I'm aware the speech sounds grammatically incorrect
