Funny Captions!

[KingKovu44]

Nala: No, Simba! You're mine! I own your very soul!

[KIFOtheLION]

Simba: well then, i guess it's kinda late for this but... i kinda... got one of... Zira's followers... pregnant...
and don't ask which one, i can't even remember...

[KingKovu44]

"YOU WHAT?! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME AND ONLY ME!"

[KIFOtheLION]

Simba: well in my defense, Zira was hosting a party as a plan to kill me and everyone was too drunk to kill me and i was too drunk to know who i was with, i thought that it was you at the party... sorry.

[KingKovu44]

"Yeah...and I'm the queen of the Persian empire!"

[KIFOtheLION]

Simba Ok than, what do you want from me? along with the 'commitment' i should not be forgetting. not to go to Zira's parties? Not to leave your side? always take a chaperon when i leave Pride Rock? of your choice?

[KingKovu44]

"Always take me with you as your chaperon and never leave my side, and perhaps give me more cubs,"

[KIFOtheLION]

Simba: ok, but i still get a few breaks from being with you... for bathroom breaks... but at least we get another chance at getting Kopa. unlike our last child... *glares at Kiara*

[KingKovu44]

"What did I ever do to you? Other than try to be a good daughter?"

[KIFOtheLION]

sorry, but i was hoping for Kopa to come before anyone else... and you aren't the sharpest tool in the shed... how many more times am i going to need to tell you this.