Favorite TV Show Quotes

[Lauren]

*Animal shelter employee brings in a huge dog into the room where ALF and the other dogs and cats are in.*

ALF: "Oh my gosh! He has a horse!"

ALF (episode: Looking For Lucky)

[SBCharlene]

Squidward: Mr. Krabs, we don't serve pizza.
* Mr. Krabs takes a Krabby Patty and turns it into pizza *
Squidward: We don't deliver.
Mr. Krabs: We don't deliver. But you do.
Squidward: Can't you get SpongeBob to do it?
Mr. Krabs: Sure, take SpongeBob with ya.
* SpongeBob appears next to Squidward *
Mr. Krabs: That's not what I had in mind.

[Lauren]

^ I saw that episode today!

Helga: "Move it, Football Head!"

Hey Arnold

[SBCharlene]

^ Me too.

Patrick: Is it time already to ruin Squid's day? * dresses all fancy * Hey, SpongeBob, don't start without me!

[Lauren]

^ Saw that one too!

Ned: "I was trapped in a locker!"

Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide (episode: Late Bus)

[SBCharlene]

Mr. Krabs: Listen, I didn't want to say this in front of Patrick, but that hat makes you look like a girl.
SpongeBob: Am I a pretty girl? =3
Mr. Krabs: Oh, well, um ... you're beautiful. [ a male fish walks by ] Heh-heh ...

[Nitro]

[quote="NatalieTheLionQueen"][quote="Nitro"](These quotes aren't funny but the title says "Favorite TV Show Quotes" not "Funniest TV Show Quotes")[/quote]
That quote what I said was my fave
[/quote]
Oh, I didn't mean 'these' as in the thread but the quotes I gave in the spoiler since they were serious quotes.

Kurt: Rachel, I don't want you to get hurt.
Rachel: Oh relax. Blaine and I hit it off!
Kurt: But, Rachel, you don't understand! He's-
Blaine: Hey guys, how are you-*Rachel runs up to him and kisses him deeply*
Blaine: Yup.
Kurt: Yup what?
Blaine: I'm gay. I'm 100% gay. Rachel, I'm sorry.
Rachel: ...you're gay. You're gay! Ohmygod!
Blaine: Rachel, I-
Rachel: This is fantastic!
Blaine and Kurt: . . .
Rachel: For my songwriting! I was in a relationship with a man who turned out to be gay! This is great!



*Sam finishes up singing 'Baby' by Justin Bieber for the glee club*
Sue: I've gotta get that girl on my Cheerios (cheerleading squad)

[DGFone]

I call it Vera.

[Lauren]

Josh: "Come here!"
Drake: "Dude, I was in the middle of a story."
Josh: "There's your story."
Drake: *Looks at the super hot girl* "Whoa. That's a healthy girl."

Drake and Josh (episode: Who's Got Game?)

[MoonlightLioness248]

J.D: "Hooch is crazy" (Scrubs)