Nitro wrote:Lol, SG. The Jelly-Con was one of my favorite eps. I cracked up at the end when Patrick kidnapped Jeffrey.
Me too! XD Loved that episode. :)
King Neptune: And as for you, be back here with my crown in exactly 10 days.
Patrick: He can do it in 9.
King Neptune: 8!
Patrick: 7.
King Neptune: 6.
Spongebob & Mr. Krabs: PATRICK!! *both start to tackle him to the ground*
King Neptune: 6 it is then.
Patrick: *Mr. Krabs choking him* 5....
Spongebob: Patrick, shush!
- The Spongebob Movie
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King Neptune: This joke has gone far enough! Where's my fry cook? (everyone runs except Patrick) Certainly you with your prodigious girth would know how to cook a burger to suit a royal palate! (Patrick points to SpongeBob) What? Am I expected to believe that this creature is royal fry cook material? I don't suppose you have any proof? (Patrick shows photo he took of SpongeBob holding spatula) Ha! This thing is unfit to even scrub the royal tail fin! And besides, it's not just enough to pull a spatula from a greasy griddle. There are certain qualities that a royal fry cook must have.
SpongeBob: Like?
King Neptune: The royal fry cook must be left-handed.
SpongeBob: Actually, I've got two. (shows two left hands)
King Neptune: (snaps fingers) Also, the royal fry cook wears red underwear. (SpongeBob shows his red underwear) No, blue. (SpongeBob shows his blue underwear) The royal fry cook's wallet contains... (SpongeBob takes out his wallet) His big toes... (SpongeBob gets ready to show something about his foot) Uhh, he has six...
Patrick: HE is the new royal fry cook and you...!
King Neptune: Silence! (Patrick gets zapped)
Patrick: Is it hot in here or what? (falls over)
SpongeBob: (gasp) Patrick! You hurt my friend! You're not a king, you're a bully and a liar! (King Neptune picks up SpongeBob)
King Neptune: So, little one, you think you have what it takes to become my royal fry cook? I will prove your worthlessness. You will be tested with a challenge!
Patrick: (faint, down below) Bring it on! SpongeBob can handle any... (Patrick gets zapped again) Ouch.
King Neptune: Your friend's arrogance will cost you dearly. There will be two challenges.
Patrick: Only two? What are two challenges to someone like SpongeBob? (Patrick gets zapped again)
King Neptune: Three challenges!
Patrick: Three? (laughs) Three challenges are nothing! Might as well make it 500 challenges! (Patrick gets zapped again)
King Neptune: Enough!! (Patrick gets zapped into a dust pile)
Patrick: He'll settle for one.
Episode: Neptune's Spatula
Oh, Patrick... x'D
