by SBCharlene » June 18th, 2011, 12:48 am
SpongeBob: It worked, Patrick. I scared everybody!
Patrick: Yeah, it must've been because of your pink hat.
SpongeBob: Pink hat? Oh, that's not a hat. That's my brain.
Patrick: *slowly* Ohhh... *runs out screaming*
Ep: SpongeBob ScaredyPants
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Squidward: Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery?!?
Ep: Club SpongeBob
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SpongeBob: Who are you and what are you doing in my boat? And why are you wearing that ski-mask? Because you're not skiing! Oh my gosh, I know who you are!
Mrs. Puff: No, you don't. You don't know who I am!
SpongeBob: Yes, I do. I know that you're... a boat jacker! I never thought I would have to use this pepper spray. (SpongeBob sprays pepper spray into his own eyes and screams) AHHH! SOMEBODY HELP ME...! SOMEBODY HELP ME!
Episode: No Free Rides
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Girl Fish: Maybe, if we sing a song, he'll come to life.
Girl & Boy Fish: ♪Oh, there was once a sandman, who-!♪
(Spongebob breaks through)
Spongebob: Life is as extreme as you wanna make it! Whoo!! *falls off a cliff*
Girl Fish: ...Maybe we didn't sing it right...
Episode: Pre-Hibernation Week
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SpongeBob: UHH, HI KEVIN.
Kevin: Hi. What is your question?
SpongeBob: UHH, HI KEVIN.
Kevin: Whatever. Next question, please.
SpongeBob: HI KEVIN.
Kevin: Hello, loser. Alright, you, way in the back.
Spongebob: HIII KEVIN.
Kevin: Okay, does anyone here have an actual-
SpongeBob: *breathing heavily* Hi, Kevin. I'm your biggest fan.
Kevin: You're too kind. Security!
SpongeBob: No, no, wait! I'll do anything for you!
Kevin: Why don't you go jump off a building?
SpongeBob: *in the distance* Ahhhhh!!! *comes back* Anything...
Kevin: ... Punch yourself in the face.
(SpongeBob punches himself in the face with a regular glove)
Kevin: Doesn't that hurt you?
SpongeBob: Do you (takes out a more hurtful glove with spikes on it) want it to hurt me Kevin?
Patrick: Spongebob, as a friend, I have to say, that's really geeky. *sees Jeffery the Jellyfish walk by*
Oh my gosh, Jeffery Jellyfish! Oh, wait, Jeffery! I have to touch you! *runs after him*
Police Fish: HEY! *chases after Patrick*
Anchovi: Wha-wha-wha.
Kevin: *eyes stung* Will you cut that out?!
Ep: I'm Your Biggest Fanatic