Favorite TV Show Quotes

[Lauren]

Wanda: "You bet me for a nickel?!"
Cosmo: "But is was a shiny nickel."
*Cosmo gets choked by Wanda*

The Fairly Odd Parents

[SBCharlene]

Sandy: Spongebob, land on your bottom! It'll cushion the impact of the fall!
Spongebob: *takes off pants* Like this?
Patrick: No, your other bottom!
Sandy: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?
Patrick: Not until four.

Ep: I Had An Accident (Spongebob)

[Lauren]

"Imagination..." - Spongebob

Spongebob Squarepants (episode: The Idiot Box)

[SBCharlene]

Spongebob: Okey-dokey then!
Mr. Krabs: Arrgh.. a pirate doesn't say "[mockingly] Okey-dokey, then!" A pirate says, "arrgh!".
Spongebob: Okey-dok- oops, *laugh* Arrgh! I mean, arrgh, Captian Krabs. We're -arrgh- about, -arrgh- to hit, -arrgh-
Mr. Krabs: Out with it, man. Arrgh..
Patrick: I -arrgh-, think -arrgh-, he's trying -arrgh-, to say-! [crash, birds tweeting] Land..

Ep: Arrgh! (Spongebob)

[Ultra Fox]

"Because... I'm all out of MOOOOOOONNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!"- Squidward
SpongeBob SquarePants, Skill Crane

[SBCharlene]

Spongebob: MR. KRABS!! I WANNA GO TO BED!!!

[WildSimba]

Spongebob: "What a wonderful [dolphin sound] day were having."

[SBCharlene]

Mr. Krabs: 9,999.. 10,000. Where's the "X"? It's supposed to be right here. 10,000 paces east.
Patrick: Oh.. east? I thought you meant "weast".
Mr. Krabs: Weast? What kind of compass are you reading, lad?
Patrick: This one, sir.
Mr. Krabs: That's 'west', Patrick.. you're fired again..

[Ultra Fox]

"No those are just the stairs. THESE are the Stairs of Learning!"- SpongeBob
Spongebob SquarePants

[Lauren]

Mr. Krabs: 9,999.. 10,000. Where's the "X"? It's supposed to be right here. 10,000 paces east.
Patrick: Oh.. east? I thought you meant "weast".
Mr. Krabs: Weast? What kind of compass are you reading, lad?
Patrick: This one, sir.
Mr. Krabs: That's 'west', Patrick.. you're fired again..

Love this one!