Funny Captions!

[KIFOtheLION]

(timon trying to talk simba into being a 'star')
Pumbaa:uh, you left those back at home... were all out because they fell into the river and short-circuited...

[Ultra Fox]

I happen to have a memory stick with me, 'ya mook. Now keep quiet before you hurt yourself. I know what I'm doing.

[KingKovu44]

"Hopefully, seeing me with her mother will make Nala insanely jealous,"

[KIFOtheLION]

Did you just sit on the camera Pumbaa?
(Pumbaa off screen) YEP! i think it broke too.


Simba, Nala, Sarafina just jumped off a cliff, i think she really meant it when she said she didn't want to date Simba.

[Ultra Fox]

(Off Screen) OW OOOH OUCH OW!!!
Ok, Pumba! I just got my eyes infused with the newest nano-camera technology! ow...


REAL emotion, Simba! Like you mean it! You'll be a star!

(The three lions survived and are now doing fine).

[KingKovu44]

"Vitani, now that Sarafina doesn't want me, will you go out with me?"

[KIFOtheLION]

you forgot that you aren't the one who receives the video, so the people who put it in your eye, they get the movie and the money. so lol to you.

Simba, she is way too young. and anyways, she likes girls. and i gave you a chance while drunk, but i am sober, so i say no to any asking before they happen.

[Ultra Fox]

Oh, contraire, Zira. I also had a USB port installed into my ear to easily access the footage myself. Now shut up and let me film this darned thing. I've been through too much crap lately to deal with an evil, psychotic lioness.

[KIFOtheLION]

THAT'S IT! *cuts off timons ear and removes usb port* WHO IS PSYCHOTIC NOW?

[TheLionQueen]

I will date you Simba
Me, Run!!!!'