Favorite TV Show Quotes

[Kopalover]

Barney: I request the highest of fives.

- How I met your mother.

[SBCharlene]

TattleTale Strangler: GET YOUR CLEATS OUTTA MY EYE SOCKETS. *screaming*
Spongebob: I'm trying, but my cleats are stuck in your corneas.
- Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Meets the Strangler

[Lauren]

Freddie: "Gibby. Listen, this thing has gotten way out of -- *Gibby slams his chalatte out of his hands* That was a chalatte.
Gibby: "Well, I'm gonna make you a die-latte. Yeah. I said it."

- iCarly (episode: iEnrange Gibby)

[SBCharlene]

Spongebob: Ow, I burnt my hand! -sizzle- At night.
- Spongebob Squarepants, Graveyard Shift

[Kopalover]

Freddie : Gibby's got a method.

*Freddie points to Gibby, Camera moves to show Gibby rubbing his shirtless torso against the Glass Tube full of Bat Cakes.*

[SBCharlene]

Sandy: I'll give him a week.
Squidward: I'll give him eleven minutes.
- Spongebob Squarepants, Nature Pants

[Kopalover]

Ted: I have the reflexes of a jungle-

Lily: Tree?




- How I met your Mother

[SBCharlene]

Nancy Suzy Fish: Oh! So now the talking cheese is going to preach to us?
- Spongebob Squarepants, Band Geeks

[Taylor]

Michelle Tanner: You got it dude!
- Full House

[Ultra Fox]

Zim: Invader's blood courses through my veins like a giant pair of RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS!!... Do not ignore my veins!
-Invader Zim, The Nightmare Begins